my life in small blurbs

Monday, October 20, 2008

Karaoke is for Lovers

After working Friday and Saturday nights and passing out as soon as I got home, I needed a little excitement in my life last night... sidebar- very productive weekend with lots of yummy cooking and time with the canikids :) .... so, enter He's Not Here Sunday Night Karaoke.

Met up at Andrea's to wait for everyone to get home and Will to get off work. Drank Traci's leftover Yuenglings (thanks girl!!) and was gonna call it a night for the drinking... ha! Got over there at 10:30 or so and split my first blue cup with Drea. I can neither confirm nor deny that I shook it like a salt shaker. I can, however, confirm that it was HOT as anything in that place! I made the brilliant move of wearing a cami under my shirt with no bra. So, when I removed the shirt I strategically placed my scarf ends over my perkies and continued the dance revolution :) Would you expect anything less?!

Befriended a lonely boy sitting on his own and adopted him into our fold for the rest of the night. Definately sang back up for his touching rendition of 'I will do anything for love," which pretty much is one of my favorite bar songs EVER! I danced to the entire version at the Tavern one night with Lea and Andrea... that is a good 9 minutes of Meatloaf dancing... Unfortunately, Lea and my dream of serenading the crowd with our Peaches glory was short-lived, as the 'tiddies' were unavailable...

And.... the inevitable... I spilled my second blue cup in my lap.... like, ALL over my lap. Definately looked like I peed myself and the walk to the car was miserable. I removed them as soon as I got in. And then had to tie my jacket around my waist to do the no pants parking lot dance at Andrea's so I could pee. No bra, no pants... and the spins like a mofo... I passed out like it was my job! Well, after we got home... since Will's car is a bit too shaky for me to close my eyes and not vomit in... I don't know what happened to me- but I am one cheap date these days!

Hungover as anything today... and must produce business.... ugggh.

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